'Tard Fight!!!

Ah, here we are once again.

These past days have not been very exciting, to say the least. I am STILL on 'vacation', believe it or not. And to think that the French have been called cowards, chickens, p*ssies, whatever words you may use for weak people. But one thing these guys don't do is quit. Which, in itself, is not a bad thing. But there is a time to persevere, and there is a time to quit. Now is that time to quit guys. Just sayin'.

Anyhow. In my boredom I have a tendancy to surf the net. Well, ok. Not only during boredom. I also surf when I have tons of schoolwork to do. But it's me we're talking about. So surfing comes before schoolwork. Now that that's clear, moving right along.

So I woke up this morning, did the usual stuff, and then hopped on my pc. And surfed. And lo and behold. I fell upon the greatest thing since, I don't know, sneakers.

'Tard Fights.

*Anouncer voice* In the blue corner, weighing in at 177lbs, and 5'9"! He claims to have never lost a street fight in his life! Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, in his first ever professional fight, I present to you...from Sheeeeellbyyyy, North Carolinaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Briiaaaaaannnn Sutherlaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd!



*Anouncer voice* And in the blue corner, weighing in at 225lbs, standing 5'11"! Creator of what he claims to be "Illusive Fighting"! Ladies and gentlemen...Theeeee Shadoooooooowwwwww!



And the "winner", ladies and gentlemen...YOU!!! For having witnessed the greatest fighters in the history of this beautiful sport!

*Sidenote* Brian Sutherland never fought again after his first professional fight. We can all see why.

This, on this beautiful day, April 11th, 2009, is my gift to the world.

I'm out.