Uhmm...Why?

Uhmmm, ok. I don't know why we are not posting either. I don't have any excuses, other than life in itself is maybe getting in the way. But yeah, I'm still alive. I don't know about that other fellow, uhm, the "Best" Yet. He may be dead.

Oh well, what's been going on in my little life since the last time? Nothing much, other than school, and school. And a whole bunch of nothing. Maybe that's the reason why I haven't put up anything since I exposed my undeniable talent to you. I guess the entire world is still in shock and awe at my power. Well if that's the case, I won't disturb you. I will not try and bother you while you stare in admiration at my work of art.

Oh! Something weird and funny happened this week right in front of me. I was on my was to a friend's house (which I always am, since I am never at home, and hardly at school) and standing at the busstop. While I was watching the board to try and determine with late the bus would arrive after the time announced, I heard this noise behind me. So I turn around and see the GREATEST THING EVER.




Now please focus on this picture and tell me what's wrong. Don't see anything wrong? Well that's because you haven't been paying attention and you most probably suck at driving and at life like this guy here.

Now, for a little reminder. I'm standing at a busstop. He is PARKED IN FRONT OF THE BUSSTOP. Next. Now look closely at HOW he is parked. Wait, first let me explain. It's a two lane street. And I'm standing right on a corner, so where he is parked is where cars usually go when they are turning right. Again, he is PARKED in FRONT OF A BUSSTOP, in an area where cars are supposed to pass to turn right. Now let me direct your attention to the white dotted line that separates the two lanes. You see piece of it, right? Why not the rest? That's because he is PARKED ON IT. So now, he is parked in front of a busstop, at an intersection, on the white dotted line. Can he do ANY worse? Oh yes he can. If you notice, he is AT LEAST 1 meter away from the sidewalk. AT LEAST. Now now now. Come the F%@# on! And to top it all off, he got out of his car with a smile. Someone passing told him that maybe he should park his car a little better, and he was like "Nah, I'm good."

Now if I was a police officer, I would not take his license, or his car. I would take his life. That right there was a serious case of being a NIGGA. And it was an arab dude. Sigh, and they wonder why Sarko is trying to get rid of them.

Til' next time.

I'm out.